Archive for March, 2009

DID THE COPS REALLY HAVE THE TIME TO WATCH 4 CORNERS?

March 25, 2009

The case of  Judge Marcus Einfeld seems to have brought out the worst of the “tall poppy syndrome” in the community.
Sure the judge told some awful porkies to evade a few trivial speeding fines.  Sure he compiled an eight page booklet of lies about dead people being at the wheel of his car at the time of the offences, but no one was in any way hurt by all this except Einfeld himself.  In fact the behaviour of the judge was so dumb, that one must ask oneself why a man of such achievements and intelligence should do something so unbelievably stupid.  The obvious answer is that, like so many other public figures, he saw himself as being above the law.  In this he is certainly not alone.  Remember all the  “”DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”, incidents involving politicians trying to stand over lesser beings? The case in a Central Coast restaurant and all the lies that were told by the local MP trying to wriggle out of a nasty insight into her character is one. And then there’s the Federal MP trying to pull rank in the same way over an air hostess trying to persuade her to turn off her mobile while in flight.
No one of those personages  finished up in court.  Yet Einfeld, despite his impressive record in the human rights field and many other good works was sentenced to two years in prison, stripped of his OA and his QC status, and various eager beavers even tried to strip him of his pension!
And now, in an unprecedented piece of sheer maliciousness, the police noticed that, in the ABC’s Four Corners interview on 21st March, Einfeld wasn’t wearing a seat belt while in the backseat of a car. Now they’re looking for another charge to hang on him!
No wonder there was only one copper at Mascot when the bikies were murdering  each other, the rest were watching Four Corners.

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AND THE WINNER IS………….!?

March 21, 2009

You know, there’s something awfully embarrassing about Malcolm Turnbull’s hurry to become P.M.
Safe in his  position as the moderate leader of a reformed Liberal Party, Malcolm used to even agree with some of the Government’s policies, even its proposed new IR laws , on the grounds that the public gave the Government a clear mandate to ditch the mean Howard Costello efforts.
But that all changed  when Peter Costello began to have shorter lunches, play less golf, and appear in the House now and again.  Now we have the tough, no nonsense Malcolm who’ll show these Socialists a thing or two.  Where he was going to pass the new IR Bills  Malcolm,now taking a leaf out of Peter’s book, decided that there wasn’t a mandate at all. So his Party found all kinds of nits to pick, and it was left to the Greens and Senators Fielding and Xenophon to reap the glory leaving Malcolm to reap the facial eggs.
Funnily Peter was nowhere to be seen in Parliament House. He had an urgent speaking engagement in Melbourne and was no doubt carving another little picture of a top hat next to the others on his desk.
Oddly enough, although he’s now topping Malcolm in the opinion polls, one can’t help feeling, going on his past record, Peter would make a lousy leader.  Imagine him now if he were PM facing the hard decisions PM Rudd has to make on a daily basis?  And don’t forget he hasn’t got Geo. Dubya’s coat tails to hang onto. No man of steel, now.  Just a ham faced, spoiler without his smirk and no ticker to speak of.
Maybe ‘honest John’ was really being being honest for a change.

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AH, THE GOOD OLD DAYS!

March 14, 2009

Probably most people have forgotten the hanging of Ronald Ryan in Victoria in the 1950’s.  He was the last man hanged in Australia.  It is an event which I will never forget.  How could anyone at the time. In the weeks leading up to it, the media went into a feeding frenzy the like of which is seldom seen. There were endless items about wretches, unable to walk to the gallows because of their terror, being dragged there by a couple of burly warders; about death watches by warders, The last meal, the procession to the place of execution lead by a priest reading extracts from the bible (always omitting the bit about “thou shalt not kill), the springing of the trap, and the twitching body being examined by a doctor.
There were photos of the relatives involved being chased by eager paparazzi, and members of the public, some of the “he had it coming-ites”, some expressing disgust, and some old dears quoting “appropriate” passages from the good book.
The reason the memory still sticks in mine, is that the night before the hanging I had a dream, probably one of the most vivid dreams I have ever had.  I dreamed I was in the death cell, waiting to be hanged the next morning.  I dreamed it all, from the fat, friendly guard trying to cheer me up by telling my weak jokes, and the last meal of Wiener schnitzel and potato salad being wheeled in on a tray. I remember that I couldn’t eat any of it, and gave it to the guard who ate it with gusto. I tried to sleep but the light was on so I buried myself in my blankets. Then the head warder came in with a priest and asked me if I was ready.  I stood up and suddenly it hit me. I was about to die. I remember the cold terror that came over me a I staggered along the corridor accompanied by a banging  of tin mugs and people shouting things like, ” keep your chin up, they’ll do it for you soon!!) Then we went through an open door and there were the gallows—– and I woke up, bathed in sweat, shivering, terrified and ALIVE!
From that moment on, I have been a firm opponent of the death penalty.  I wouldn’t even support executing Eichman, or Hitler, or Genghis Khan for that matter.

So imagine my surprise when in the Sydney Morning Herald of  March 14, I came across an item headed “FEDERAL LAW AIMS TO STOP DEATH PENALTY.” aimed at stopping the states from reintroducing capital punishment. It appears that, while capital punishment was no longer legal Federally, it was still on State Statute books although no further hangings took place in Australia after Ryan’s. The last state to abolish it was NSW in 1985.
After, and the Bali bombing in 2002 and the 9/11 bombing in the US, John Howard, ever the political opportunist, suggested the Liberal  opposition parties should make the reintroduction of the death penalty an election issue.

There always seems to have been an almost sadistic streak in the minds of the Conservative side of Australian politics.  This is perhaps best brought out in a book by David Marr and Marian Wilkinson. Titled”DARK VICTORY”
it describes the almost insane measures by which the Howard Government, helped by some of their thoroughly politicisation public servants, attempted to keep out asylumn seekers arriving in Australia by boat.
Beginning with the story of the TAMPA, it tells of some of the SIEV boats, and how their unfortunate passengers were treated, on Government orders, by a reluctant navy and army.

The refugees, having committed no crime, were labelled “illegals” and were towed back into Indonesian waters with their ancient, leaking boats sinking beneath them.  Terrified of being sent back to Iraq or Afghanistan, they sabotaged their boats’ engines so eventuallythe navy had to pick them up.  According to DARK VICTORY some of the sailors were crying during these operations.
Get DARK VICTORY, It’s a bloody good read, and it’ll give you some idea of the monsters that we sometimes elect to govern us!
Oh! In case you were wondering, despite what Peter Reith said, there never were any “kids thrown overboard”.